"Blondude" (Blondude)
07/23/2017 at 23:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Goodnight Oppo
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"Blondude" (Blondude)
07/23/2017 at 23:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Goodnight Oppo | 1
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PS9
> Blondude
07/23/2017 at 23:25 |
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Right this way, sir. Here, we have all original Ferrari 250 GT-
They’re red.
Oh. Well, yes. They are Ferraris. Red is the comp-
Don’t like red. Yellow. Yeah, that’s a real color. Paint it yellow.
But...sir. These are ORIGINAL. Modifying them will reduce their considerable valu-
Them? I said paint one yellow. But I like your idea better now. Yeah, paint them all yellow. Do it now.
*Scoff* We...we will do no such thing! Sir, this is the most exclusive collection of Ferraris in the world. We have nearly all the 250s that still exist. You cannot seriously suggest that we diminish their value by repainting them a garrish color like yellow!
Oh. Well, I’m buying them all.
You...you can’t do that! No one anywhere has enough money to possible buy all of these classic Ferraris except...no. Not you.
Yes. :)
You brought all those classic Diablos and painted nyan cats on them! You ruined -
ruuuuined -
The last three Silver Seraphs in the world by making them into a stretch limo!
You know what else I did? Remember that Carrera that sold for $2M last year?
What? No. No!
I destroyed the aircooled engine..
No...I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE...
...and installed a WRX 4 cylinder....
NOOOOO
...
with a C...V...T.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU, BLONDUDE! Well I swear on the grave of Enzo Ferrari himself that you will never-
Already.
What?
I have already brought the store. And the whole collection. I’m your boss now. So chop chop! Get all the 250s in the world to the body shop and prepare them for their yellow make over.
*sobbing*
Except that one over there. Bring it to my flatbed. There is a Prius drivetrain at my compound that needs a new home.
YOU...YOU ANIMAL!!!!
Muhahahahahaha, ah hahahahahaha, AH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And that children, is the story of how Blondude, the wealthiest man in the world, destroyed collectible car markets forever. The end!
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Blondude
> PS9
07/23/2017 at 23:39 |
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This is my legacy.